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15

May

heartless:

It’s annoying when you are fucking fed up with someone’s shit but you don’t want to start something so you have to pretend like you don’t care

(Source: tel3path)

Truth hurts more than cuts:

If you cut yourself and then post a picture of it, I will throat punch you and not feel sorry for you at all.

21

Apr

tellmeyourlovestories:

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Does anyone think this isn’t cute because the kids are like 12 and have hardly hit puberty? I mean seriously.

tellmeyourlovestories:

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Does anyone think this isn’t cute because the kids are like 12 and have hardly hit puberty? I mean seriously.

Doctor:
Are you sexually active?
Me:
Ha
Me:
Hahahaha
Me:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me:
HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
Me:
OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
Me:
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
Me:
Hahaha
Me:
Haaa....
Me:
Whooooooo, that was a good one.
Me:
No, no I am not.

(Source: pleatedjeans)

do you ever just wanna sit next to someone and listen to everything they could possibly say about anything ever just because you like their face and their voice and their general existence 

(Source: warmachinerox)